420 Topical Spray was tested by our Oaksterdam Media quality control team and was found to be very effective for pain management when applied properly

Don't say it, Spray it!

Tradition of Mexican farmers creating an external application from the cannabis plant has been handed down for generations.   At the end of the work day they would apply it to their sore, tired bodies to find relief.  Now scientifically reformulated for the 21st century!

It's not a surprise to anyone by now when you hear of an age-old homeopathic herbal remedy making a come back to mainstream life.   Most herbal substances used today have materialized from ancient cultures who used the land for life sustainment - Including medicine.  Here we are full circle with yet another herbal remedy, cannabis. 

When thinking of pain relief through cannabis most people think of ingesting, or inhaling.   I am here to tell you of yet another way to employ this miracle herb that has changed the quality of life for many.  Externally.   Topically.  Safely.

A few years ago while attending a local N.O.R.M.L . meeting, I befriended an elderly man who was fast approaching 90, a retired M.D.  and looking to the 'young people' of N.O.R.M.L. to help relieve his wife's debilitating back pain.   I asked him if I could create a product that would ease her pain, would he be willing to give it a try.  I am sure you can figure his answer.   Now these many batches later, it has been tested, retested, reformulated, recalculated, and evolved to what is today the 420 "It hurts" Topical Spray.

What  420 ''It hurts'' spray offers is many of the benefits of cannabis therapy with out any motor coordination loss, no drowsiness, and no inebriation.  Everything the government wants from the plant but are too stupid to figure out on their own (Just my personal opinion, of course)   The essential THC oils are extracted and infused with an Isopropyl alcohol base (hence the "EXTERNAL USE ONLY'' warning) and you just spray it on the point of pain.   There is not enough room to tell you even half the amazing stories that have been brought to me about this product.  The spectrum of relief spans from young to old.   The symptoms relieved spans just as wide.  In addition, unlike the smoked and/or ingested form, it's legal to acquire and posses with out a doctors recommendation.   The Fifth Appellate District of the California court of Appeals ruled in 1973 (People v. Vargas) because of the suspension in isopropyl alcohol, the intoxicants can not be consumed, therefore not controlled by the Substance Abuse Act.

Because Cannabis is a nontoxic herb, it is   a lot kinder to your liver than over the counter pain medications.  For some, it provides superior pain relief over prescribed narcotic pain relievers.   For others, cannabis has not been a logical form of treatment.  I am sure you would find it difficult to picture your arthritic gramma toking on a ROOR... or a child suffering from a degenerative muscle disease pigging out on medicated brownies.   Then again, maybe you have seen these very things!  In either case 420 "It Hurts" topical spray works more efficiently, is legal, more socially acceptable,   and best yet - it works almost instantly upon application!
Ingesting may not show relief for up to an hour after eating.   Burning releases toxins so smoking is not a healthy avenue, so what to do?  External application right where it hurts - don't say it - spray it!  20 "It Hurts" Topical spray  SPRAY IT! Don't say it!     

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What happens after application is exocannabanoids in the THC are received by your body's own cannabanoid receptors, and stops the pain signal from reaching your brain.   Cannabanoid receptors through out your body, similar to nerve endings,  act in allowing, or not allowing, messages to reach your brain.   The exocannabaniods in 420 "It Hurts" topical spray work quickly stimulating.

Cannabanoid receptor #2 and the brain just plain doesn't get the message.  The isopropyl alcohol allows for quick absorption and proper delivery of   THC to the needed receptors.  As mentioned before the side effects usually associated with medical cannabis are absent.   You can spray and immediately drive, unlike some narcotics.  There is no numbing of the area sprayed, unlike some other topical analgesics.  No muscle paralysis, no numbness, no atrophy, no deadening of nerves, just -relief!

BUT WAIT!!!  THAT'S NOT ALL!!!

Along with it's pain relieving benefits, 420 "It Hurts" topical spray seems to be even more beneficial than just pain relief.   I have personally witnessed life come back to limbs that have succumbed to paralysis of many different origins.  Patient "Mike" (first names only to protect the legal) born with spina bifida, had lost the use of his left hand due to pinched nerves from fused vertebrae.   He started using 420 "It Hurts" spray for the obvious reason - it hurt!  Within weeks he was waving fingers at me like an accomplished pianist.   Well, at least faster than my own left hand could do!  Patient "Andy"  (again - first names only to protect the legal) came to me in a wheel chair after more than just one knee replacement, and now doesn't even use a cane.   Along with relieving pain of diabetic neuropathy, it seems to restore nerve response in the treated area.  It has anti-inflammatory properties that have visibly relieved severe carpal tunnel swelling.   It relaxes rigid and spastic muscles much like oral Multiple Sclerosis medications,  quicker and locally.  It has relieved the chronic pain of Fibromyalgia with an external application.  It has even been used with great success on a child's bee sting.  Even if you are not suffering from some painfully crippling issue, it fixes plain old tired, sore, overworked muscles.  420 "It Hurts" Topical spray  SPRAY IT! Don't say it!     

420 It Hurts Spray Testimonial from Andy

I began having knee and back pain in my 20's. I was a professional chef for 10 years and liked most any sport. At 32 arthritis causes my medial meniscus to deteriorate and was forced to have multiple knee surgeries. After a left knee replacement i was still having chronic pain and used a walker or scooter for any mobility. I went thru 9 mos. of Pain Management to end up on 1200 mg of MS Contin a day. In time my system shut down and i had to quit the morphine still in chronic pain. I became a Medical Cannabis patient and discovered 420 It Hurts Spray at my collective. After a few months I was down to a cane and used the scooter just to carry groceries. I am healthier and manage pain without all the side effects of the prescription drugs.

420 It Hurts Spray Testimonial from Marla James Huntington Beach, CA

I am a diabetic with peripheral neuropathy and am also a resent amputee. The electrical type nerve pains both from the neuropathy and phantom pains from the amputation were so intense it would cause tears.  I find that spraying on It Hurts gives me instant relief  for the neuropathy and stops the pain completely from the phantom pains.